Congratulations, graduates of 2006.  I am sure you are well aware of the dangerous world into which you are about to enter.  I am also sure you have been indoctrinated with the very finest of liberal ideals and philosophies.  You have been constantly bombarded with information consisting of bad news, horrific stories, and incompetent leadership in and about the United States of America.  It is truly a wonder that you have achieved what you have in these dark and stormy times.

But this isn’t about you.  This is about me, Cracker.  You see, I give up.  You win.  I am no longer going to fight.  I am going to sick back and enjoy the ride.  You see, during this ride, YOU are the driver.

For me and millions like me, we are going to depend on you.  We don’t want you to fight any wars (God knows that would be the last thing on your minds).  We don’t ask that you protect our freedom, country or borders.  We don’t ask that you refrain from corrupting marriage, public schools, or religion.  We are not even going to ask that you put a halt to the socialism and communism that has been successfully propagated by the liberals.

We only ask one thing:  Will you go out into this world and make as much money as you can?

As I said, this is not about you; it’s about me, Cracker, and I’m tired of busting my ass every day for a living wage only to have the government come in and take a large chunk of it.  Therefore, I am going to waste my nest egg, my retirement money.  I am going to go balls out and spend everything I can on useless, materialistic items that I really don’t need or want.  I am going to go into retirement with no money whatsoever, and that is where you come in. 

I want you to practice what you preach, to practice what you have been taught.  I want you to subsidize my retirement.  I want you to pay for my wants, needs, and desires when I retire.  I wish to suckle from the teat of mother government.  It’s not that big a deal.  Liberals preach redistribution of wealth everyday, and that is why we ask that you make as much money as possible.  You see, I have worked hard and have become accustomed to a standard of living that is going to cost you quite a bit.

So today you leave as graduates, to start tomorrow as a slave in the real world.  Now go make as much money as you can, or I’ll sue your ASS!  Remember, old people are more apt to vote than young people.

Said cracker @ 8:13 am | Permalink   

1. 10% of them will figure out how bad the left wing teachers brainwashed them, the other 90% will join us old people on welfare. LMAO

   Comment by Scrapiron — 5/27/2006 @ 8:23 pm

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