A Chap walks up to another chap in a pointed hat and says:

Chap - You’re Merlin aren’t you?

Merlin - Why yes ..it’s nice to be recognised!

Chap- Bit of a Wizard ..I hear?

Merlin - Well Yes .. I’ve been told I’m skilled

Chap - Do tricks and things ..don’t ya..Magical stuff?

Merlin - Magical … yes that’s correct

Chap - Turn Kings into Frogs ..and that sort of thing ..Is that right?

Merlin - Well Yes ..I suppose I could Turn a King into a Frog!

Chap - Ever Mucked up ..Ya know, made a mistake?

Merlin - Well Yes …hasn’t everyone?

Chap - Can you reverse a curse?

Merlin - Yes I can … with knowledge of who applied the Curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it ….Why ?

Chap - I’m Cursed

Merlin - Really … and how long have you been bewitched?

Chap - Years…..

Merlin - Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?

Chap - Yeah .. can’t forget them!

Merlin - What were they?

Chap - something like … Do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife!!!

Said Kender @ 12:43 pm | Permalink   

1. Gee, now that I know the truth, I feel just a wee tad sorry for Bill Clinton.

   Comment by David — 7/31/2005 @ 2:12 pm

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2. LOL

   Reminds me of a story about a famous sports announcer affiliated with NY. Divorced from his first wife for years and years, both kids were grown and through college. His second wife asked him, “How long are you going to continue to pay that woman alimony?”

   So he called his ex-wife and asked her the same question, reminding her that the kids are grown, through college, and successful in their own right. She replied, “I expect you to pay alimony until death do us part.”

   Comment by Mustang — 7/31/2005 @ 2:19 pm

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