6/30/2005
Cracker’s Monthly “You’re an Idiot” Awards

Recipients of this award are those who, while pontificating either in writing or on the air, make Cracker point his finger at the media tool (radio, newspaper, TV, etc…) and yell, “YOU’RE AN IDIOT! GBlagg is the record holder with 44 monthly wins in a row. Who’s next?

Al Franken: While talking to his Ditto Head friend Mark, Franken claimed that these innocent people were being held for no reason, without representation and should therefore be released. Mark countered that close to 200 had been released and that at least 12 of those released had been recaptured on the battlefield. Franken, becoming upset and whining like a little girl, then screamed, “Well I haven’t heard that, but if they are going back to the battlefield, WHY ARE WE RELEASING THEM!?”

To that Mr. Franken, “You’re an IDIOT.”

Dick Durbin: Honestly, do I need to say anymore?

Mr. Durbin, “You’re an Idiot.”

Jerry Springer: Springer stated the U.S. had no right to inspect other country’s nuclear weapon’s facilities because the U.S. did not allow inspections. He also claimed that if the U.S. took the lead in nuclear disarmament and reduced its stockpiles, Russia would surely follow and reduce their stockpiles.

Mr. Springer, “You are and IDIOT.”

Main Stream Media: Without so much as a passing glance at Durbin’s remarks FROM THE SENATE FLOOR on how are military personnel are the same as Nazis and the other dregs of humanity until he apologized, Karl Rove made the front page and first story on every main stream media outlet for telling the truth.

Main Stream Media, “You’re all idiots.”

To the 5 Supreme Court Justices that voted to take our private property: “You’re idiots!”

The guy on Neal Boortz: There was a caller to the Neal Boortz show who claimed the U.S. was not spending tax money to pay for things because we were using DEFICIT SPENDING. I’m sure he tells his bank, “I can’t be out of money, I still have checks!”

Sir, “You’re an idiot!”

People against Social Security private accounts: For those that do not want an account and control of their own money and believe and trust the government to take care of it…”YOU’RE IDIOTS!”

To those who believe if everyone had health insurance the cost of health care would go down…first of all, do you understand the cost of health care must and will be paid someway, somehow by somebody? If you really believe you will avoid paying that cost…”You’re idiots!”

Please feel free to add your own list of idiots.

Said cracker @ 4:13 pm | Permalink   

14 Comments »
  1. Since I didn’t get the award this month, I am going to quit trying. Actually I enjoy your view, it is a lot like mine. Politics were not a passion of mine, until I noticed more and more of them were talking socialism, and stupidity.
    I would like to joing the wide-awakes. I have a historical love for the wide awakes….I can picture myself 147 years ago….walking down a tree lined Illinois road, asking a farmer for a couple of rotten rails to add to the bondfire at the Lincoln Rally….Wide Awake…yes with a shrill voice like H. Clinton being raised…I am awake now…

    Comment by webloafer — 6/30/2005 @ 8:33 pm


  2. The arms race is alot like the “prisoners dilemma.” Though Russia will certainly not reduce their arms if America does, they will certainly increase arms production if America gets carried away with the creation of more sophisticated WMDs, like space-based armaments. All nations must take care to avoid another arms race.

    Comment by Random Personae — 6/30/2005 @ 9:55 pm


  3. hmmmmmmmm…… O sorry I was still stuck on the above comment.
    OK, Cracker you are a genius! No doubt.
    How about another one.
    Iran is another of these Sovereign nations that we should stay out of and respect according to the left.
    The IRANIANS
    It seems that the totally fair elections just accidentally seated a terrorist as the new leader.
    There are pics of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad taking part in the kidnapping of 52 Americans hostages for more than 14 months in the 1979 Tehran Embassy attacks. Shouldn’t these Islamic extremists be awarded the ‘You are ALL idiots’ Award?

    Comment by Ken — 6/30/2005 @ 10:07 pm


  4. To Random Personae, the Russians couldn’t keep up with us in an arms race. You may recall the Russians trying to do that when Reagan was president. It collapsed the Russian economy bringing an end to the cold war.

    To webloafer, keep trying. July is a new month.

    To Ken, you are absolutely right…on all points.

    Comment by cracker — 7/1/2005 @ 4:54 am


  5. You see you are wrong Mr. Cracker my friend, I will hold the award til the day that I die… :twisted: Try this one on for size…”Gay marriage in Canada? So what,I thought they all were supposed to be happy!”
    It’s like taking candy from a baby.

    Comment by Glen — 7/1/2005 @ 6:01 am


  6. Glen, you’re an idiot….oooh and he takes the lead in July!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by cracker — 7/1/2005 @ 10:56 am


  7. That guy on Bortz was a RIOT!!! I laughed for twenty minutes. Great awards and stay the course.

    Comment by Frank — 7/1/2005 @ 1:41 pm


  8. Yessss!!!!

    Comment by Glen — 7/1/2005 @ 4:42 pm


  9. To all the wacky LIBERALS who believe that:
    A) Bush Lied to take us to war in Iraq,
    B) Saddam had nothing to do with Islamic terrorists,
    C) Iraq is a Quagmire,
    D) Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam,
    E) John Kerry would have made a better president than Bush,
    F) Hillary will be the Next president,
    G) Life begins at birth,
    H) All republicans are all white christians,
    I)GITMO is a Gulag,
    J)Howard Dean is doing good things for the Democratic Party,
    K)Bush is stupid,
    L)Cheney is the anti-christ,
    M)A self proclaimed LIBERAL will ever be elected President during the next 50 years,
    N)LIBERALS have a clue,
    O)The Islamists are your friends,
    YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Fire ! Fire ! Fire ! — 7/1/2005 @ 6:40 pm


  10. Yeah, What he said!

    Comment by Ken — 7/1/2005 @ 7:28 pm


  11. Fire Fire Fire left out one thing: To the guy who said “I can’t believe I’m losing to this idiot!” but had worse grades at Yale (discovered when he released a teeny tiny portion of his records that didn’t answer all the questions we have in response to the public’s interest in him in part because he coined the idiotic BUSH went AWOL story), who is a member of the party of the proletariat even though he has an airplane named the flying squirrel and 6 homes around the world, has a manservant to wipe is ass, throws a football like a girl, owns an illegal communist chinese assault rifle, is the richest man in the senate but claims he’s in touch with the common man, you are an idiot. And your supporters are idiots, by extension.

    Comment by Cao — 7/2/2005 @ 5:25 am


  12. To the comment by Fire!Fire!Fire! on 7/1. You are an idiot.

    Comment by Coyote — 10/7/2005 @ 10:03 pm


  13. Bwahahahahaa! Coyote, you just demonstrated, with very little effort, no facts, and not even an opposing argument, why liberals are so damned funny nowadays.

    Not even an argument, just name-calling.

    It’s all you have left.

    Comment by Cao — 10/8/2005 @ 5:46 am


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