My name is Kender, and in keeping with a certain snobbery I will continue this one sided interview in the third person.

Kender is a very opinionated fellow, who lives to shred arguments and point out the false thinking of other people.

He has realized that this takes time and energy, time and energy he could devote to finding the perfect tempurature at which single malt should be served (we’re talking exacting measurments here people, not
of this namby-pamby degree stuff…..micro degrees) and so he has decided that since he is always pretty much dead on correct in his thinking that simply tossing out insults and insinuations about ones cranial positioning is much easier, more efficient and gobs more fun than actually debating a point most of the time.

Kender is, perhaps, the one member of TWA that is always at the head of the line if trouble is brewing, and many’s the time that only a well placed warning has stopped him from causing even more havoc. When trouble is not brewing he can usually be found hunting up sammichs.

Kender lives somewhere in the vast red sea of Americas “Right” with a woman that lets him, a kid that knows everything, 3 horses, a pony, 3 dogs, a cat, a fish and a goat named Bucky.

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Pissing off the liberal left and spreading the truth since 1968

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